107 Reasons why not to run the Cremator 2011 Ultra
This is NOT going to be fun, this is NOT going to be cute, you are more likely to get hit by lighting playing a round of golf on Hilton Head than you are to finish this race. You are better off sending me a check for $40 made payable to cash than sending it with a race application, because there is no way that you will actually make it to the end of the event to actually get your race tee-shirt or your finishing medal, hence you will walk away with nothing but a horrible sunburn, heat exhaustion and possible death. The main reason that you should NOT run this event is the record breaking July temperature of 107 degrees. At this temperature the glue on your shoes will melt, your feet will blister and once again, you WILL NOT FINISH this race. The race will start at 10:00am with an average temp of 90 degrees, by noon you will be in the wide open with overhead temps well over 100 degrees. The road alone will be reflecting 130+ degree temps under you. Do yourself a favor now, DO NOT FOLLOW this Blog page, DO NOT TELL your friends about this race and DO NOT ASK HOW YOU CAN SIGN UP FOR THIS EVENT. You do not have what it takes to event toe the starting line let alone think that you can finish the full event.